XL | Heavyweight Unisex Tee – Dancing Plague Witch Glitch | Black PVC Patch

Simple? Kind of. Basic? Absolutely not. This heavyweight black tee features the Dancing Plague Witch Glitch print—a bold one-of-one design that keeps them staring. The black PVC patch? It’s removable. Switch it up whenever you feel like flexing with an extra patch.

Here’s the deal: good clothes ain’t cheap, and cheap clothes aren’t for gods. This isn’t fast fashion—it’s for those who know the value of owning something no one else can claim.

Highlights:

• Heavyweight fabric – built to last, just like your flex

• Dancing Plague Witch Glitch print – guaranteed conversation starter

• Removable black PVC patch – change it up when you feel like it

• One-of-one design – because you’re too good for duplicates

• Unisex fit – made for anyone bold enough to wear it

Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold, hang to dry. Keep the witch glitch sharp.

Don’t settle for the ordinary. Add to cart and show them what gods wear.