Lost Contact with Reality Tee (Unisex - XL | 1 of 1 | Limited Edition | OG PVC Patch)

Oh, you think reality still applies to you? How quaint. The Lost Contact with Reality Tee is for the divine few—elites, eternals, gods, and goddesses—who’ve transcended the mundane. Featuring a bold OG logo PVC patch (because subtlety is for mortals) and crafted from premium stretch cotton, this limited-edition, one-of-a-kind masterpiece lets the world know you’re way beyond it.

Features:

• Limited Edition: Because there’s only one of you, obviously.

• OG Logo PVC Patch: A flex for those who don’t need to flex.

• Premium Stretch Cotton: For god-tier comfort, because the divine shouldn’t settle for less.

• Unisex XL Fit: Drapes like it was blessed by celestial hands.

Wear this tee as a humble reminder to everyone else that their existence is cute, but you’re playing on a whole different plane. It’s not just a shirt—it’s your status symbol.

Care Instructions: Machine wash cold with the tears of mortals. Tumble dry low—or let it air dry while you ascend to your next level of greatness.

Prove you’re eternal. Add to cart now, but only if you think you’re worthy.